Answer to the Joke of the Day:
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Jokes Archive
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
Why don’t koalas count as bears?
Because they don’t have the right koalafications!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
Why don’t koalas count as bears?
Because they don’t have the right koalafications!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!